Jorge Velasquez arose from the ground many moons ago. He's currently living in a rather spacious tower somewhere in Europe, keeping watch on his land and ensuring the safety of his gnome citizens. Jorge Velasquez often interacts with those on the "internet," an odd signal he picked up from his Huawei Orb. There was a long period of time where he had no interaction with anyone from this realm, and now that he has found them, he may teach those living there about the wonders of Jorge Velasquez, the Greatest Wizard in the Universe. When creating his first "social media" account, he searched for a wizard worthy of projecting his visage to the masses. After coming across a rather powerful wizard by the name of "Gandalf the Grey," Jorge Velasquez decided that Gandalf would be a near-perfect wizard to use in his image, of course, subtracting the staff he wields.

Jorge often sits and appreciates his masterpiece of a web page, which was hand-crafted from the fiery depths of his basement where he keeps his new-fangled WiFi modem. This website took the careful consideration of one of Jorge's greatest rivals to perfect and complete. Not many truly understand the sheer might of Jorge Velasquez, the Greatest Wizard in the Universe, so he made this website to spread awareness of his power to the people of the world. He even has his own video game on itch.io

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Why "megaweenie.com"?

Jorge Velasquez believes that this name is eye-catching and mysterious. If he wants the people of Earth to see his genius, he needs a good lure.

Why make a website?

Simply put, Jorge Velasquez felt the need to share his greatness with others. It took a fairly long time for him to discover this modern communication known as an "internet." Of course, he's the best at the "internet" and denies all allegations of any "skill issue."

What does "Jorge Epic 12" mean?

This phrase stems back to the beginning of this webpage, where there was a small piece of text containing the aforementioned phrase, Jorge Velasquez doesn't know what it means, but he believes it sounds "cool."

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

42.

Jorge's Favorites

Food:

As of late, a good juicy hamburger is all it takes to fill up a growing Jorge Velasquez

Color:

The shade of blue that pops up on Windows XP when faced with a blue screen.

Person:

Snoop Dogg. If Jorge were to meet him, it is likely that a crowbar would be necessary to pry them apart.

Subject:

Jorge Velasquez doesn't have a favorite subject because he's knowledgeable in all of them.

Website:

His own.

Day:

March 15th, 44 B.C.E

Need to Contact Jorge?

You can chat him up by emailing realjorgevelasquez.magic@gmail.com

Thanks,

Jorge Velasquez, the Greatest Wizard in the Universe, would like to thank Hyperhero for his assistance in Jorge's quest for web-development mastery.